Cheesy Quotes

Posted by Vebra on June 10, 2012

On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Cheesy Quotes

Can i take your clothes off? So that i can see how angels hide their wings.

I looked up skirts untill i was tall enough to look down shirts.

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.
- Ernest Hemingway

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- George Carlin

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
- P. J. O'Rourke

What you do speaks so loud that i can not hear what you say.

Don't regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
- Albert Schweitzer

Almost 7 billions people on the planet and i can only tolerate around 10 at the most.

A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

Dollar for dollar. No body screws you over like the university bookstore.

InspirationalQuotes.Asia Updated: June 10, 2012