On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Cheesy QuotesCan i take your clothes off? So that i can see how angels hide their wings.
I looked up skirts untill i was tall enough to look down shirts.
I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.
- Ernest Hemingway
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- George Carlin
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
- P. J. O'Rourke
What you do speaks so loud that i can not hear what you say.
Don't regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
- Albert Schweitzer
Almost 7 billions people on the planet and i can only tolerate around 10 at the most.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell
Dollar for dollar. No body screws you over like the university bookstore.