Baby Quotes

Baby quotes below are about having a baby, being a good parent, and as reflection on life.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
- Dave Barry


If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
- Tris Speaker

A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.
- Barbara Christine Seifert

Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child.
- Gail Sheehy

It is better to bind your children to you by a feeling of respect and by gentleness, than by fear.
- Terence

There's really no point in having children if you're not going to be home enough to father them.
- Anthony Edwards

The first art of being a parent consists in sleeping when the baby isn't looking.
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A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.
- Mary Mason

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
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You never understand life until it grows inside of you.
- Sandra C. Kassis

Being a mother isn't simply a matter of having children. To think that is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician.
- Sydney Harris

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
- Winston Churchill

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
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These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.
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A real man takes care of his kids no matter what the relationship is with the mother of his child.
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A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love
- Thomas C. Haliburton

Lucky parents who have fine children usually have lucky children who have fine parents.
- James A. Brewer

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
- Elinor Goulding Smith

To witness the birth of a child is our best opportunity to experience the meaning of the word miracle.
- Paul Carvel

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
- Lane Olinghouse

Take the love of the parents and sprinkle with heavenly spice, mold into a creation, only after the angels have stirred twice.
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Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone

I feel very lucky. I have a husband and baby that I adore. I have a career I really love. When I sit back and reflect, it's, like, wow! I am very grateful.
- Katie Holmes

Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.
- Penelope Leach

Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life.
- Sam Brownback

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
- John Wilmot

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
- Elayne Boosler

Always kiss your children goodnight -- even if they're already asleep.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
- Irena Chalmers

We can see the child moving rather serenely in the uterus. The child senses aggression in its sanctuary. We see the child's mouth wide open in a silent scream.
- Dr. Bernard Nathanson

The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him, and then he certainly is not going to be a very successful father.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Taking time and sharing is the essence of teaching. The future of those we cherish, will be a reflection of what we model today.
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A baby is sunshine and moonbeams and more brightening your world as never before.
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Premature birth affects us all. I am proud to be asking people to join me in walking for someone they love, because when we walk for one baby, we are walking to save all babies.
- John Boyd

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.
- Frank A. Clark

Weight loss after pregnancy is safe but requires attention and guidelines
- Debbie Meyer

People express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.
- Alfred Kahn

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
- Enid Bagnold

Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go.
- L. Ron Hubbard

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
- Matthew Broderick

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn. The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old.
- May Sarton

Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
- Stephen Wright