Funny about Love

Posted by Vebra on June 17, 2013

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband are about pounds.
- Cindy Gardner

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
- Johann Goethe

Exams are like girls, they ask too many questions and are hard to understand, but it feels good when you've nailed one.
- n/a

A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble.
- Voltaire

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
- Bob Hope

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.
- Mae West

When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.
- Alice Hoffman

Remember, man does not live on bread alone. Sometimes he needs a little buttering up.
- John C. Maxwell

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is. I will get married again.
- Clint Eastwood

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
- Alice Thomas Ellis

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
- Andy Gibb

A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head.
- Lady Marguerite

Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy.
- C. Kennedy

We control 50% of a relationship. We influence 100% of it.
- Barbara Colorose

I'd better get off the phone now I've already told you more than I heard myself.
- Loretta Lockhorn

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
- George Bernard Shaw

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked me "Did you sleep good?" I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
- Steven Wright

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois Rochefoucauld

Never let a beautiful woman pick your path for you, when there is a man in her line of sight.
- Terry Goodkind

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off, it takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
- n/a

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
- Cathy Carlyle

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.
- Honore de Balzac

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
- Josh Billings

Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
- Aerosmith

Romance like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.
- Beverly Jones

Romance like a ghost escapes touching; it is always where you are not, not where you are. The interview or conversation was prose at the time, but it is poetry in the memory.
- George William

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

InspirationalQuotes.Asia Updated: June 17, 2013